Bullies in town? Constantly getting picked on? Why not join the KKK?
Wait… What?
The Kwik Karate Klub! Oh… that’s better.
No need to spend years mastering the martial arts – we’ll teach you everything you need to know in just 30 minutes! Every new member receives a white robe for meetings and community gatherings. We can’t issue official belts, but you’ll get our proprietary “grey belt!” All instructors have watched at least SEVEN kung-fu movies! Learn how to break a board with your hand OR break your hand with a board (it can go either way). Master the art of being thrown correctly – the landing is on you! Make fast moves while yelling loudly – your attacker won’t know you can’t hit anything! Please inform your instructor if you lack depth perception. No really, this IS important.
Kwik Karate Klub: “Results” may vary… and yes, we should probably rebrand.
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