When Fish Win! – Special Report
Breaking News from beneath the waves! Fins are furious! Gills are grinding! Fish have formally declared WAR on humanity! How did we get here? Globe World News investigates the incidents that ignited this aquatic uprising! From ancient anglers armed with arrows to...
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Jaywalking Injuries a Big Risk for Poultry Pedestrians!
Can feathered folks follow freeways while avoiding fatal fumbles?
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What Type of News is Covered by Globe World News?
Wondering what kind of news we cover? Everything extraordinarily eccentric! From zombie weddings to chicken crossings, police donut demands to aquatic uprisings, we bring you brilliantly bizarre breaking news you won’t believe! Meet our fearless correspondents...
Iceland Boosts Exports to Combat Global Warming!
Can “Ice Sharing” by cooler countries curtail our climate crisis?
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Tired of weak, watery hot sauce that barely tingles? Introducing TRIPLE TONGUE TORCHER – the inferno sauce that destroys your taste buds THREE WAYS! Stage One: THERMAL TORMENT! Stage Two: TOXIC TAKEDOWN! Stage Three: TOTAL TERMINATION! In clinical trials, it...
Decline in Apple Sales Blamed on Teacher Shortage!
Who could have conceived that this fragment of the fruit franchise was so fragile?
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