New Fitness Craze Solves World Energy Crisis!
Can cardiovascular conditioning conquer your costly current consumption?
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Supreme Court Approves Zombie Marriage Act!
Is it time to remove “until death do us part” from our wedding vows?
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Saber-Toothed Tiger Extinction Linked to High-Fat Caveman Diet!
Were they simply sick of stalking speedy sustenance?
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Decline in Apple Sales Blamed on Teacher Shortage!
Who could have conceived that this fragment of the fruit franchise was so fragile?
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Iceland Boosts Exports to Combat Global Warming!
Can “Ice Sharing” by cooler countries curtail our climate crisis?
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Woman Wins Child in Annual Adoption Arcade!
What are your odds of obtaining an offspring?
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Detectives Demand On-Duty Donut Deliveries!
Should crime control correlate to a cop’s craving for a cruller?
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Jaywalking Injuries a Big Risk for Poultry Pedestrians!
Can feathered folks follow freeways while avoiding fatal fumbles?
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