Double-Action Digestion Destroyer
Eat Everything. Regret Nothing.
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Jaywalking Injuries a Big Risk for Poultry Pedestrians!
Can feathered folks follow freeways while avoiding fatal fumbles?
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ChaosCare™ Skydiver Commercial
The insurance for your Bad Decisions.
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What Type of News is Covered by Globe World News?
Wondering what kind of news we cover? Everything extraordinarily eccentric! From zombie weddings to chicken crossings, police donut demands to aquatic uprisings, we bring you brilliantly bizarre breaking news you won’t believe! Meet our fearless correspondents...
Iceland Boosts Exports to Combat Global Warming!
Can “Ice Sharing” by cooler countries curtail our climate crisis?
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Triple Tongue Torcher Inferno Sauce
Tired of weak, watery hot sauce that barely tingles? Introducing TRIPLE TONGUE TORCHER – the inferno sauce that destroys your taste buds THREE WAYS! Stage One: THERMAL TORMENT! Stage Two: TOXIC TAKEDOWN! Stage Three: TOTAL TERMINATION! In clinical trials, it...
Decline in Apple Sales Blamed on Teacher Shortage!
Who could have conceived that this fragment of the fruit franchise was so fragile?
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Ludicrous Latte: Zero to productive in 3.2 seconds!
Are you tired of being… tired? Introducing LUDICROUS LATTE with QUADRUPLE the caffeine and ZERO regard for reasonable limitations! One cup and you’re not walking – you’re LAUNCHING!! Moving too fast to get dressed? PERFECT! You’ll finish...
New Fitness Craze Solves World Energy Crisis!
Can cardiovascular conditioning conquer your costly current consumption?
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